Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s go slaughter some Indians

Today is a day of great importance in American history. Today we celebrate our thanks to the sacrifices laid down by our pilgrim fore fathers. By sacrifices, of course we mean human sacrifices. We celebrate the slaughter of the Indian’s and their laughably primitive ways. Huzzah! This year I have made a special Geronimo Apple-themed image in honor of the ...

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Cool Stuff We Missed – 11/21/07

Space Invader Alarm Clock [SciFi] – A retro touch for nightmares of extraterrestrial abductions. Anal probe not included. Solar Powered Wheelchairs [Ecofriend] – For the much targeted “Eco-thinking amputee” demographic. The Bearded Cap [Core77] – A winter cap that makes you looks like you have a nice beard.*Insert Chuck Norris quip here.* Super Mario Galaxy Sells A Shitload [Kotaku] – ...

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Surta 7 industrial steel keyboard: NSFW (Not Safe For Winter)

This Surta 7 keyboard might look really slick with its industrial steel finish, but you have to imagine this thing would chill your fingers to the bone in the winter. I can feel the death gurgle from hypothermia enclosing around my precious limbs as we speak. The Surta 7 is designed for a kiosk, with the finish designed prepared especially ...

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Painted Mac resembles old Mac smiley logo

If it were still Halloween season, I would probably add in a cute joke about this Mac Classic having a jazzy new costume. Since it isn’t that time of the year anymore, as I can already feel the quickly cooling temperatures turn my testicles into raisins, we’ll have to settle for calling this a really cool recycling mod. Being called ...

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Where are my damn keys? I know! “I call me”

I Call Me plans to help a problem that plagues millions, perhaps billions of people each year. The panicked craze of losing ones keys. I Call Me is a special keychain which you attach to your set of keys, which can be called by your phone, at which point the device will start beeping, and chirping (and perhaps blinking). If ...

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Hello Kitty Water Cooler: It really never ends

Back in June, I asked in a desperate plea to the people at Hello Kitty, “When will the madness end?”, when they announced a Hello Kitty LaVie G notebook. Their newest product answers that question with a resounding “Dream on, sucker.” The Hello Kitty Water Beverage Dispenser offers what many water coolers already do, though with a pretty and pink ...

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Mr. T’s Mohawk Class And Other New WoW Commericials

� Blizzard has added a set of new World Of Warcraft commercials to their official WoW site. So far they have posted versions with Mr. T, who claims to have a Night Elf Mohawk, despite the lack of a Mohawk class (though Mr. T claims to have expert computer skills), and William Shatner making his own appearance, admitting to being ...

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Cool Stuff We Missed – 11/16/07

Finger Warming Keyboard [Amazon] – For ultra toastyness while you click away.People use IM to hook up then break up [Ars Technica] – Something tells me the majority of this survey was taken with the 14-17 age demographic.Wall-Mounted Shoe Dryer [Core77] – Something about hanging sopping wet shoes on a device plugged into a wall socket doesn’t seem too safe ...

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SpaCapsule Mixes Sci-Fi Roleplaying And The Royal Treatment

SpaCapsule might resemble some personal flying pod from the far future of 2009, or maybe a movie prop from 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the SpaCapsule has something that old HAL would be envious of… iPod compatibility. While enjoying precious automated bodywork massages and aromatherapy, theres no need to leave your media player behind. SpaCapsule contains “light-source video programs, touch-screen ...

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Leon Speakers Seven: On-Wall Loudness

The new Leon Speakers Seven are two massive on-wall speakers which include two 7″ Eton Long Throw Woofers and a Raven R2 Ribbon Tweeter for catching those high and low bass and treble clicks. The frequency range of these bad boys lies between 50Hz-40kHz with each speaker having a power rating of 250watts for some seriously huge sound. And these ...

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