Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s go slaughter some Indians


Today is a day of great importance in American history. Today we celebrate our thanks to the sacrifices laid down by our pilgrim fore fathers. By sacrifices, of course we mean human sacrifices. We celebrate the slaughter of the Indian’s and their laughably primitive ways. Huzzah!

This year I have made a special Geronimo Apple-themed image in honor of the holiday, regardless of both of these subjects being pretty unrelated to Thanksgiving (other than many people giving Thanks to Apple for the iPhone.) Just remember, you can’t make slaughter without laughter. Happy Thanksgiving! — The Gearfuse Staff

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