Hope you fuckers have $50,000 sitting in your bank account because you’re going to need to make a withdrawal ASAP. The Tesla Model S is out and boy is she a beauty. Four doors of fury, all electric motor and a $49,000 base price. Did I mention Tesla is producing 20,000 units? This means you’ll be able to buy one without being price-gouged to death by a third-party. Let’s hope Tesla can stay afloat; having a defunct electric car is like owning a Betamax player. Not cool.