Or a BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLT as it were. First, apply spread. Second, carefully place two slices of fresh tomato and crisp lettuce. Third, and maybe most important, pour a bowl containing 10 lbs. of perfectly fried bacon on to the sandwich and cover with the other piece of bread.
The last step is pretty self-explanatory. I’ll give you a hint. It starts with “O” and ends with “m Nom Nom.”