I’m always rambling on about a Rock N’ Roll Pizzeria but that doesn’t have shit on a vending machine that will serve you piping-hot fresh pizza. Did I say fresh? OK so that was a total lie but it’s still portable pizza. Unfortunately, the pizza is Tombstone brand which usually tends to fail my personal taste test. And by taste test I mean scarfing down food when I’m drunk.
What city could possibly have a deep-dish pizza vending machine? Houston, Texas, baby. Those fat fucks down there probably hit up that shit up for breakfast lunch and dinner. BARF!