Offbeat

When I was a kid my rubber ducky was my best friend. There I said it. You happy now? I named it Ducky, because that's what kids do. But Ducky didn't judge me for my lack of creativity. Oh, no. In fact he lauded my efforts. Ducky was an amazing listener. One day, Momma told me that we had to drop Ducky off at farm, with plenty of pastures to run through and a giant bathtub made of ivory.

Too girly for your average bronie? Perhaps. I mean, we ARE talking heels here. But I've seen you Pony boys do weirder.

LARPing is so much fun, even corgi's love it. There's nothing cuter then a puppy wielding an ax. Think about it.

These things make me want to go to the dentist and have my sweet tooth removed immediately. Part creepy, part delicious, Patricia Briggs of Designer Lollipops created these awesome Eyeball Lollipops.

Rees lovingly uses a pocket knife, sandpaper and a $450 sharpening machine to create a point sharp enough to puncture... really unpenetrable stuff!

Come on guys. Be a little creative! Why not a Panda/Earthworm. Or how about a Platypus/Rabbit? Or a Unicorn/Whale? Wait, that would be a narwhal, right? Bah, I'm no good at math.

This dude's mom saved every little piece of everything that she had ever found in his pockets while doing his laundry. That highlighter was dearly missed.

In an attempt to become one with his inner deer, 32-year-old Chinese artist Luo Dan has been wearing a deer mask, everyday, for the past four years.

His under bite says no, but the Velociraptor living in his beard says yes.

I prefer perfection out of my dolls. How am I supposed to convince Ken to keep up appearances with this train wreck? He won't have it. He'll leave her and play the field. Yo, what up Monster High. You frequent this graveyard often?