Teacher Shaves Dinosaurs Into His Beard

His under bite says no, but the Velociraptor living in his beard says yes.

Being a high school math teacher, Sean Sweeney had no practical or educational purpose to shave dinosaurs into his face. But he did it anyway. Just so he could win the school’s beard competition. That makes him instantly eligible for a doctorate in paleontology at the Gearfuse School of Fictional Degrees. Congratulations professor.

What sort of school has a beard competition? High School really has changed.