Gadgets

If this thing had a vagina and a mini-fridge we’d be set for life. Part razor, part cellphone, this thing’s got everything you need, sans a shower, to keep you looking your slickest. Link [via]

Once called man’s best friend for their propensity to hunt our food and save our lives if we happened to fall into a raging river, dog’s have quite different responsibilities these days. For one, they only thing most dog’s hunt are crumbs and chew toys. And the only thing they save us from is sobriety. The Bark4Beer Collar allows you ...

Oh, Supreme Leader, how we love you. If you only knew our undying devotion Dear Leader. Anybody want some tea? Wait, wait, wait. We must first thank the Great Leader for providing us with this tasty beverage. For he is the one and only leader. Yippee! Yay! *sobs quietly* Translation for our North Korean readers: Oh, Supreme Reader, how we ...

So the iPhone 3GS finally brought video to the world of the Apple phone, but there’s only so much you can do with the phone’s very uncamcorder-esque form factor and crappy lens. The Owle Bubo Mount not only provides a more stable method of holding the iPhone as you record, but provides a 37 mm macro lens, a real upgrade ...

Unicorn horns aren’t just ground up into a powder and used as aphrodisiacs any more. Now there’s a practical use for fictional animal parts. You know you’ve found your unicorn soul mate when its horn can start your fricken’ car or magically open the door to your home and steal all of your goods when you’re not looking let you ...

Let’s face facts. Obama, you’re just not as cool as you once were. Your approval rating is steadily declining and this whole health care debacle is not helping in the least bit. If you want to earn some of that old swagger back, I’ve got a few ideas: 1. Grow a beard. Everyone loves beards. 2. Battle a zombie… and ...

If Santa really has a Naughty and Nice list, let’s be honest, we’re all sort of screwed. Do you honestly know anyone who could fit under the definition of “nice” when naughty is also an option? Looks like Santa’s delivering lots of coal this season. But since Santa has allocated all gifting jobs to us, it’s sort of our responsibility ...

While the zombie-esque Twisted Disney Princess series quenched our thirst for brain eaters temporarily, they just weren’t quite… zombie-ish enough. You can’t get much more zombie-ish then zombies though. And these Disney Zombies rate at least a 9 on the zombie rating scale. Link

If having chubby plumbers jump on your head sounds like a good time, the Goomba-inspired Head Stomp Beanie is the perfect headware for you to rock this winter. Cuz, ya know, it’s not getting any warmer. Or is it? Duhn-duhn-duhn. It’s absolutely frigid out here in Jersey. I hope some of you readers live in a warmer climate. You lucky ...

Look, it doesn’t make much sense to me either. Especially for those of us who like having sex with our gadgets. The fur is just gonna get all matted and ragged. Gross. I guess it makes some sort of sense if you treat your device like a pet rather than a sex object. Hopefully both aren’t mutually exclusive. Stroke him, ...