If Santa really has a Naughty and Nice list, let’s be honest, we’re all sort of screwed. Do you honestly know anyone who could fit under the definition of “nice” when naughty is also an option? Looks like Santa’s delivering lots of coal this season.
But since Santa has allocated all gifting jobs to us, it’s sort of our responsibility to handle the whole coal thing. But since I’m not THAT cold-hearted, I’ll settle for these joke Lump of Coal gift boxes, which you can actually make yourself, thanks to the watchful eye of Martha Stewart.