Do me a favor, champ. Before you go out hunting today, have a shot of bourbon with me. You see, old chap, that bourbon warms the soul and brings luck about the hunt between man and beast. Ah, yes! There’s the burn! Don’t you love these campy shot glasses I picked up with animal head covers? There’s the bear, the bull, the moose, the rhino and the deer. And I’ve killed them all, by golly!
How much did I pay for these exquisite glasses? $32, but they’re worth it. They double as candleholders and illuminate my lodge at night.