MEWTWO cast ETERNAL HUMILIATION! Rejoice in the fact that you are less desperate than this guy on Chatroulette, who desperately attempts to seduce a costumed human (we assume) of unknown gender to display their mammaries which may or may not even exist. Dude, you do know there’s porn on the internet, right?
No Pokemon were hurt in the making of this post. At least not permanently. Mewtwo’s pride might be shattered, but that’s about the extent of the damage.