
Ah, yes. Functional jewelry. For people who’ve just migrated to the big city (as in, New York) and haven’t found themselves acclimated, consider dropping $23 on designer Tiffany Burnette’s wristcuff-thingy. It’s a metal cuff bracelet with the entire map of the subway on it. And by entire map, I mean Manhattan minus the ghetto areas uptown. Made in New York, for New Yorkers.

June 29, 2009 22:40pm
I don’t appreciate the phrase “And by entire map, I mean Manhattan minus the ghetto areas uptown”… I liked the bracelet and was considering ordering a couple until i read that remark.
May 15, 2010 0:53am
First. The writer of the review is different than the cuff maker. Second, lighten the fuck up. Third, looks like the reason you don’t want the cuff is that it doesn’t cover your area, not because it’s “offensive”. Fourth. I don’t know where you live but I bet it’s totally ghetto.