DIY Mosquito Killing Device a.k.a. The Handheld Flamethrower

Meant for slaying mosquitoes, but equally capable of maiming an enemy or two, the DIY mosquito killing device is made using various doodads you can undoubtedly find laying around your home. Needed to create your very own mosquito killing device is a bottle of hair spray and an old bicycle handlebar with brakes included.

Anything that combines the ability to burn someone’s face off with unbeatable portability is OK in my book. Self-defense meets anti-itching. And I fricken’ hate itching.

But if you prefer traditional mosquito killers, have a look here.

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37 comments

  1. dude your so gay to make this only fags like this

  2. Self-defense… plausible.

    As a mosquito killer? I agree with the other posters above me.

  3. I’ve actually always wanted a flamethrower when there are tons of bugs around.

  4. Why would anyone think this wouldn’t work?

  5. Dillon Simmonds

    1. can you use it to light weed, and other drugs?
    2. IF NOT IT IS VERY GAY AND YOU HAVE NO LIFE YOU DUMB FAG…

  6. you guys a a bunch of fucking idiots who wouldnt like this obiviously you guys dont like fire this is the shit like a boss bitches

  7. This has to be some kind of joke right?

  8. @Dillon Simmonds: Hahahaha, that made my day.

    And I have to agree with ianrudat. This is portable fire. Who cares what the creator intended it for. Fire is cool, no matter what.

  9. All of you are fucking FAGGOTS and full of STUPID SHIT! and for the inventor of that piece of crap, i would like to buy one of that and use it to burn your house and your BALLS! you gay mother fucker!

  10. umm, porch monkey, you should try burning the taint hair, it’s much more flammable

  11. Oh, come on.. It’s so obvious that this is just meant to be a joke to lighten up your day! What is wrong with you people going “fag”, “gay”, “idiot” and all that? Can’t you just keep your unnecessary comments to yourselves unless you have something better to say?

  12. Hhmm.. judging by the vitriol and bitterness in the above posts, I’d guess the majority of you are Americans! Bitter, twisted people; no wonder the world is at war with you.

  13. There’s so much irony packed into Dillon’s response it’s not even funny.

    Shame I don’t have a bicycle handlebar handy.

  14. Theoneandonlyrealasshole

    this device is the shit….who wouldn´t like this??????obviously it isn´t a mosquito killer you fucking idiots…i want 1,000 of those…not only to burn you dumb mother fuckers, but to have one in my car, one at home, one at the office, and just randomly burn people…burn hot bitches´clothes off….burn ranting mutherfuckers…slow cashiers….shit there´s like a million uses to this shit, fuck i´m gonna start making one of those right now

  15. This looks to be a fun device with 1000 uses.
    I am shocked that it has provoked such angry responses. You people who are all swearing and posting ill spirited comments are exactly the kind of people I would enjoy using this thing on.

  16. Looks like I could use this to light my farts.

    OF COURSE IT ALSO IS UBER-GAY.

  17. @coati mundi— and you’re an angry judgemental generalizer. Just saying.

  18. I think it’s pretty cool… and why wouldn’t it be good for killing mosquitos… those bastards go up like a box of match heads.

  19. What if the flame goes into the aerosol can? Then what? The bugs are dead? And so are you. “Good” job.

  20. Man all you guys are witty as shit you should all get together and work out how to solve all the global crisis.

  21. Is ‘GAY’ comment the new ‘FIRST’ or ‘FAIL’ or ‘EPIC WIN’ response now? I say to the Gay posters…

    FAIL.

  22. @coati mundi – i completely agree. nowhere else in the world gets such a concentration of big mouthed idiots who dont think before speaking. sorry for the sweeping generalisation but its the painful truth. i just hope we can all learn a lesson from this! and no, you didnt win ww2, america was trading with GERMANY and JAPAN right up until 1940, sitting on its hands whilst filling its coffers. and the american war machine wasnt as mighty as you think, i quote, “Even if Roosevelt had wanted to do more in this European crisis (which he did not), there was a factor too often ignored by critics of American policy-American military weakness. When asked to evaluate how many troops were available if and when the United States would get involved, the army could only gather a mere one hundred thousand, when the French, Russian and Japanese armies numbered in millions. Its weapons dated from the first World War and were no match compared to the new artillery that Germany and its allies had. “American soldiers were more at home with the horse than with the tank” (Overy 273). The air force was just as bad if not worse.” un-quote. dont forget vietnam either! so just stop it with ‘im better than you’. because your not. the land you live on isnt even yours, you stole it! there im done.

  23. what does America have to do with this?

  24. 😀 WOW! that the best idea yet!
    now i can kill mousquitos and burn off someones face!! Thx!!!!

  25. Why Do Soo Many Noobs Hate This Pic?!? If Anythings Gay Its You!

  26. Burn Baby burn. I’ll make one and burn all you motherfuckers

  27. Roberto, you’re basing current Americans on those who lived and acted in WW2? The majority of Americans living and breathing today weren’t even alive in the 40’s. Go hate on the Americans who are over 70 years old and alive back during that turdtastic waste of a war. This is the same bullcrap that comes from Blacks screaming about Whites making them their slaves. Slavery ended in the 1860’s, but there are still blacks running around screaming that they deserve this and they deserve that because their people were slaves. Yet you ask any one of them if they even know the name of a family member who was a slave and they can’t answer that question, because none of them ever had to deal with the travesty directly (or even indirectly for that matter!)

    I doubt you’ve ever even met or been friends with an actual American. If you had, you’d see that the majority of Americans are good people. You are generalizing the stupidity of those who lived close to a century ago, and assuming those are the same actions and values of the average American living today. Every country has their stupid people. Just like many Americans bash the French, I have known some very cool French people so obviously it’s not the whole country.

  28. Hey, coati mundi, FUCK OFF!!!!! yes i am American. Got a problem you terrorist?

  29. ps i think this is the coolest thing on the planet.

  30. EVERYONE WHO IS HATING NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, A TRUE PYRO WOULD APPRECIATE SUCH CRAFTSMANSHIP. IN FACT I NEED ONE OF THESE, PRODUCE ME ONE I CAN STEAL AS MANY BIKES AS NECESSARY.

  31. cool paint ball

    al you fAGS WHO DONT LIKE THIS SHOULD DIE THIS WOULD HELP TO DO A TON + HITLER WOULD OF LOVED THIS

  32. i dont care what any of you dumb fucks think but that is P-I-M-P-I-N!!!!!

  33. pretty clever!

  34. i dont know why everyone is hating so much but I think that this is raw!

  35. LOVE IT!! Actually i just set a fire for maggots i see in this apartment!!! If i knew about this.. i would’ve gotten one, so i won’t use my polish remover to set them on fire!!

  36. My wife would grab this for spiders and then we would have no house.

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