We like girls. Pixels, polygons and even cosplay, the girls of gaming come in all shapes and sizes. But for this list they can come in only one shape: curvy. We’ve selected 25 of the sexiest video game babes EVER. So while you’re relaxing at the beach with your laptop this July 4th weekend, we thought it’d be nice to provide you with some eye candy that surpasses even the bikini-clad beach broads sitting next to you.
Hana Vachel (Fear Effect)
Any game character who bares it all and isn’t afraid of a little carpet munching is a prime candidate for this list.
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
The sexiest archeologist and adventurer ever could not be omitted from the list.
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
No one wears less clothes in King of Fighters than Mai. The fact that she manages to make her jugs bounce in 2-D is the most amazing feat of all.
Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark)
Getting a makeover doesn’t make your next-gen game any good. No matter, as Perfect Dark still proves that girls can shoot like James Bond too.
Elexis Sinclaire (Sin)
It’s tough to type with one hand.
Alyx Vance (Half-Life 2)
Half black, half Asian, all hot.
Rachel (Ninja Gaiden 2)
How could any ninja move so quickly with breasts that big?
The Cast Of DOA (minus the dudes)
That’s right. The entire volleyball team. Ayane, Christie, Helena, Hitomi, Kasumi, Lei Fang, Lisa and Tina are all hot in my book.
Samus Aran (Metroid)
An icon of female protagonists in games everywhere, Samus Aran is one bounty hunter no man would want to fight. Now love, that’s a different story.
A special agent that kicks butt without taking any names. Purple hair and a tight outfit make Konoko a virtual girl to die for.
Cammy White (Street Fighter)
She never wears pants and she kicks very high. That’s a keeper for sure!
Alexandra Roivas (Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem)
She has the brains to match her beauty, having a degree in abstract mathematics and number theory at the University of Washington. Oh, and she also saved the world from eternal darkness, so that’s brownie points as well.
Jade (Beyond Good & Evil)
Not enough girls wear green lipstick these days.
Princess Daphne (Dragon’s Lair)
Many lives were lost in a hopeless attempt to save Princess Daphne’s life in Dragon’s Lair. If you were one of the few fortunate ones, you’d know that the payoff (sex with Daphne) was well worth the quarters.
Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
No one hits quite as hard as Tifa, both physically and visually.
Nozomi Harasaki (Shenmue)
The sweet and innocent Nozomi is the ideal girlfriend for any gaming geek.
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
She somehow manages to wear scantily clad clothing during a T-Virus epidemic.
Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)
This seductive NYPD detective is what Scully from the X-Files would be if she was a perfect 10.
Mercedes “Meche” Colomar (Grim Fandango)
We don’t care if she’s dead! She’s still classy and somehow manages to appeal to us pink skins. The best part about her is when she’s braining you: nothing but teeth.
Cate Archer (No One Lives Forever: The Operative)
This super-spy surpasses most bond girls in both looks and finesse. Not only that, she’s mighty fine at getting out of sticky situations.
Previously mentioned in “8 RPGS You Probably Forgot About,” this necromancer not only resurrects the dead but also happens to be promiscuous.
Orchid (Killer Instinct)
You can’t blame outdated graphics against Orchid in competition with the rest of the candidates. However, Orchid’s killer combos and chest-bearing finisher were more than enough for her to make the list.
Jan Ors (Star Wars Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast)
As Kyle Katarn in Jedi Outcast, you were lucky to have Jan Ors as your other half. She’s a good shot and has gotten Katarn out of some hectic situations. What a hottie.
Rynn (Drakan: Order of the Flame)
Hubba hubba! Rynn is what Xena: Warrior Princess would be if she was hot and rode on dragons all day.
Rei Kurosawa (Fatal Frame 3)
She’s good with a camera and a real cutie. Milk, anyone?