Coming soon to a webstore near you, Zombie Jerky, Teriyucky style. But how do you know that this is meat comes from 100% zombie byproduct and none of that disgusting cow meat is thrown into the mix? Notice the healthy green color. Only zombie blood could create meat that vibrant.
And no worries, eating zombie meat is not considered cannibalism according to a very scientific poll taken by the Facebook group “Zombies are Delicious.” Is it considered cannibalism when a zombie gnaws on a human brain? I think not. You can join the Facebook group yourself so you can be updated on the release of your new favorite form of protein.