Belt Buckle with Secret Sliding Condom Compartment

Keeping your condoms in your wallet isn’t always the smartest thing to do. Sure, it provides quick access whenever you might need one, but the constant folding and battering of the wallet is sure to cause some leakage issues. And that just isn’t going to work. This concept Belt Buckle design includes a special hidden sliding compartment made to hold ...

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The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive

What’s surely to provide hours of lolz and orgasms, the Accidental Video Game Porn Archive collects the best of sexually suggestive video game model posing in one place. Don’t worry kids, there’s plenty of zombie on zombie action. Check out a few more favorites after the jump.

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Gears of War and Zelda-themed My Litte Pony Dolls

eBay is what geeky dreams are made of. Surfing through the site, one can find a treasure trove of oddities and awesomeness. Like that one time where I found Harrison Ford’s used panties. Mmm, Han Solo juice. Surf a little further and you’ll find these gaming-inspired My Little Pony dolls, including Gears of War, Zelda and even Iron Man ponies. ...

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Bacon and Egg iPhone Case: I Can Do Without the Egg

Everybody’s favorite crisped pork fat dish, with a side of fried chicken hatchling, is the star of this felt iPhone case / pouch / inedible tease. Breakfast is one of the geekiest meals of the day, just because the inclusion of bacon, maybe with a dash of Jolt cola for that AM buzz. The handcrafted case makes me hungry just ...

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Hello Kitty Stormtrooper

Spotted at Comic-Con was this ridiculous pink Hello Kitty Stormtrooper. What the fuck?! What in the hell is this? Why is this necessary? Why do people feel the need to mangle the universe of Star Wars with the cutesy irrelevance of Hello Kitty? It’s just one of those things I’ll never understand.

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VHS Tape iPhone Case

If you’re a little embarrassed to be lugging around a brand new iPhone, even though all of your other gear is vintage-core, this VHS Tape iPhone Case will help disguise your device as a piece of retro tech history. The real painful part is going to be transferring all of your contacts to DVD once you wise up to the ...

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Homemade AT-AT Loft Bed

This AT-AT bed might seem like a great idea, but just think about the possible consequences. I think this Boing Boing commenter said it perfectly when they posted: You know my fear would be, I’d spend all of that time crafting it for the kid, and the result would be… “Star Wars? Laaaaame! I wanna Harry Potter bed!” My other ...

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A Pencil That Celebrates Mistakes

If you want to learn to do something properly, you’re going to have to fuck up every once in a while. Mistakes are what teach us the right way to do something. Without them, we’d be under the impression that everything is perfect, even if it was far from. Writing and drawing are both skills that take an exceptional amount ...

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Nerd Family Makes Homemade Narnia Gear

If you’ve ever delved into the world of fantasy, and really, who hasn’t at some point, you likely understand that while your mind is a powerful device, one thing it isn’t capable of doing is allowing you to feel the press of authentic fantasy gear against your skin. This geek family takes their Narnia play very seriously. So seriously that ...

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Twilight Film Alternate Ending Revealed

Looks like they strayed from the book a bit, but all in all, I’m thoroughly satisfied. It wouldn’t be the first time a movie didn’t live up to the book. I can’t say I wouldn’t enjoy watching this though. Sorry fangirls, please don’t hurt me.

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