$1 DIY: Yoda Beanie Hat

Create for cheap you will! This awesome Yoda beanie was made for just about a buck. No, not a male deer, a dollar. Even though that would be sort of a neat bartering system. “How many deer for this new TV?” Using a $1 fleece blanket and a bunch of various crap you probably have on hand anyway, you can ...

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Following Us on Twitter is Easy and Awesome, It’s Win-Win

Millions are doing it. And so are we. We’ve been on Twitter for a while now and we’re totally loving the conversations we’re having with all of you. We just hope you’re not missing out! Are you following us yet? If not, it’s really simple to do. Just click this link, @Gearfuse, make sure you’re signed in with your username, ...

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Mattress Wallet

The Mattress Wallet not only holds your money, but also provides that mouse in your pocket with a great place to sleep. Don’t feel like spending the rest of your life in prison? Then you’d best leave that “Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law” tag exactly where it is, even if it does bulge from your pocket. What’s with ...

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WTF Gadget of the Moment: PooTrap

Sorta gross? Depends. Cruel and unusual? Perhaps. Less contact with dog shit for us? Totally. The PooTrap is a bag that straps on to your dog’s ass with a harness, eagerly awaiting Fido’s fecal evacuation. There are worse things you can do (sorry for stealing your line, Riz). Think about it. If your dog is willing to eat their own ...

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Because People Never Take Other People’s Newspapers…

This anti-theft Newspaper Laptop Sleeve seems sort of counter-productive to me. Don’t people take other peoples’ newspapers all of the time? If I see a random newspaper sitting on a table, I’m picking that baby up and reading. So, in all actuality, you might be setting yourself up for even a higher chance of theft. But whatever, it looks pretty ...

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Glow-in-the-Dark iPhone Case Makes Your Device Look Radioactive

AccessoryGeeks.com sent us over one of their awesome Premium Glow-in-the-Dark iPhone Cases and over the last few hours we’ve been playing around with it, giving the case a little run for its money. First off, the mere thought of having a glow-in-the-dark iPhone is insanely awesome. Glow-in-the-dark capability is just one of those features the Apple should have included from ...

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Dagobah Frog Habitat Tank: The Force is With You AND Your Pet Frog

To become a true Jedi knight you must be properly trained. Both humans and frogs alike must travel to the swamp planet of Dagobah to seek out Yoda, the legendary Jedi knight. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have the money to send my pet frog to same fancy pants Jedi school. The best I can afford is ...

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iDrops: Control Your iPhone With a Blink of Your Eye

If only! Can you imagine if those logos on your pupil actually had to be pressed. I could totally see a swarm of fanboys in the hospital for ocular damage after poking themselves in the eye too many times. Damned people will do anything for that damned company. Now if you’ll excuse me, the nurse just called my name. Using ...

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Super Mario Bros. Characters Made Using Poker Chips

There’s not much you can do after you’ve lost all your money playing Texas Hold ‘Em. Can’t go out. Can’t order food in. You’re broke and left with a set of (I swear the damned things are cursed) poker chips. What’s a geek to do? Eureka! *light bulb switches on* An idea arises! You might be broke, you might be ...

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Star Wars Cuddle Toys Encourage Your Kids To Be Fanboys Early On

Cuddly isn’t exactly a word I would usually use to describe Darth Vader. Sure, he had strong arms and broad shoulders, but that’s beyond the point. He’s just not the cuddling type. Now Chewy on the other hand. He could be my cuddle partner any night. That’s right, I like my Wookies just like I prefer my women; rough and ...

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