Don’t get me wrong, Princess Leia was a hot piece of diplomatic bootay, but this is just a tad bit creepy for a grown man. But hey, to each his own. One thing you’ll notice is that this ad as a bit of an identity issue, jumping back and forth between Han and Luke. Regardless, it’s one of the funniest ...

Alfred Hitchcock’s North by Northwest would have looked a whooooole lot different if Roger Thornhill had used the Force. Cary Grant just went up a few notches in the Gearfuse book of cool. Link [via]

There are maybe two or three times a year that call for the special fine china. But those days call for something especially elegant and delicate – two traits us geeks aren’t known to posses. These Star Wars�Porcelain�china plates allow us to both reflect our true nature and not feel all stuck-up and snobby in the process of trying to ...

Using the Amazon Kindle for so long I almost forgot that there are some places where books still come with pages. The Lightsaber doesn�t really spear through the books, although judging from the photos it does turn at least part of them into a clammy mess of scrambled egg. That�s not quite fair: the photos show a prototype, so the ...

See? I told you. Flashbacks don’t hurt either. On reexamining Han Solo’s facial expressions, you can clearly tell when the realization hits. Wait for it… wait for it. OH GOD NO!

The Cantina scene from Star Wars: A New Hope is one of my favorite movie scenes of all-time, and not in small part due to the awesome jazzy soundtrack which leads us into the intergalactic bar in Mos Eisley. Chapman Stick virtuoso Guillaume Estace takes a stab at the Cantina Band theme using the unconventional, yet versatile musical instrument. I ...

Remember a few months ago when we posted about the Star Wars Burlesque show which featured a scantily clad Boba Fett and the like? Well, it was hot, so you should probably check it out. But anyway, apparently someone was so enamored with the concept that they had the image of the ample breasted Stormtrooper tattooed on their skin. As ...

When I first saw this foosball table, I thought the only LEGOy-ness about it was the minifig soccer men. Which is pretty cool in its own right, but ho-hum. There’s just too much LEGO competition. But then I took a closer look and realized that the whole damn table was made of LEGOs. And my geeky flag went up. Eureka! ...

The Star Wars universe is an interesting place. No matter how many Star Wars books you read, or movies you watch, there is never any mention of personal�hygiene. There’s that one part where you can almost see Lando’s nose pluck up into disgust after Han lifts his arm, but that’s about it. (Did I make this up? Maybe, maybe not. ...

I always heard so much about these fabulous cookies the Dark Side was supposed to offer. But once I joined the cause, there wasn’t a goddamn cookie in sight. In fact, I’m yet to have been rewarded with a single cookie, and I’ve single-handidly taken down at least 25 members of the Rebellion. And the lies just keep being spread. ...