Via presented its itty bitty ITX motherboard over at Computex, and as you can see, even compared to the already miniature RAZR phone, the board is like the dwarf of phone hardware. The new motherboard from Via is planned to be integrated into x86 smartphones, so we could be seeing some much smaller cells pretty soon. This 3 x 1.8 ...
Read More »Hard Drive Desk Clock gives people a glimpse of hardware
Old or fried hard drives have no productive use as far as we could tell. They’re one of the only pieces of hardware that haven’t been thoroughly modded and recycled into new coolness. That is until Etsy took the case with the Hard Drive Clock. Standing at 5.75 inches X 4 inches wide, the clock comes with a base stand ...
Read More »iShave: Because men are animals too
It’s a fact. Men like us are hairy monsters. At least, real men are! The problem is, our lady friends aren’t too fond of our back hair. You have your occasional fetishist, but typically, women would much rather rub smooth skin than feel like they’re in bed with a grizzly bear. The iShave allows men to shave their own backs ...
Read More »An epic Mecedes M-Class…no, really
Talk about an epic automobile! This Mercedes M-Class is decked out with an epic-style mural which screams out proudly “The owner of this car is a nerd!”. Painted with some unidentifiable epic theme, it might not put the class in M-Classs, but it sure as hell puts the nerd in, ummm, car buyer. The car’s owner lives in St. Petersburg, ...
Read More »Hello Kitty LaVie G Laptop: When will the madness end?
Nowadays, you can get almost anything Hello Kitty-themed. It reminds of how the Kiss Army was in the late 70’s. Everything was emblazoned with Gene Simmons’ mug. The NEC LaVie G Laptop is disgustingly laced with girly thingamabobs, with Hello Kitty playing a starring roll. Not only is the LaVie as pink as a laptop can get (not even neon, ...
Read More »Costumes aren’t welcome in PS3 Home
We have no idea why Sony is taking such a snobby position with PS3 Home, but they sound like total snots when describing the rules and etiquette of the social interface for the console. They say they are attempting to keep Home “accessible to everyone” by putting certain limitations on the attire your avatar can wear. “If everyone’s walking around ...
Read More »Fake boobs and bubble booty Mouse Pad
Not only are we tech-obsessed, but we also happen to be completely sex-obsessed as well. These anatomically correct mouse pads let your paws have access to a handful of naughty bits wherever you may roam. Made of real silicon, you can nuzzle your arm between a voluptuous set of breasticles, or a bootyful amount of bootay.
Read More »Hummer HT1 Phone is (luckily) not Hummer sized, but already past its prime
Porsche just announced their cellphone, and we guess Hummer felt left out? In totally gaudy move, Hummer has decided that the world was lacking a phone with a camouflage theme. The GSM slider doesn’t really come with special features either, other than a Hummer logo if you consider that cool. The Hummer phone rocks a 2.2 inch touchscreen supporting 262k ...
Read More »Will the real C-3PO please stand up?
C-3PO might be the world’s most emotional (but fictional) robot ever, but Reddy the “real” emotional robot can contort its face to display a pretty broad range of emotions. Creater’s RoboMotio are taking Reddy with a grain of salt, holding off on giving the emoto-robo any legs, just in case it gets too emotional and happens to run off. Reddy’s ...
Read More »Dreamate Sleep Inducer will be a nice new excuse
Next time you’re late to work, you can have a fresh excuse ready for action. “Sorry, sir. I’m trying this new sleep inducer, and it just knocked me out. I’m sure a man of your intelligence and savvy understands.” The Dreammate Sleep Inducer uses the power or acupuncture to improve those sleepless nights. The Dreamate massages the “golden triangle” ...
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