It’s no secret that ThinkGeek has some pretty amazing gadgets for sale. Aside from their selection of marshmallow guns, USB egg fryers and other completely useless (but awesome) stuff, you can now apparently purchase a clipboard that has the power to stop bullets.
Why? Because, stopping bullets is badass. Owning a clipboard that has the same protection power as Level II body armor is just awesome in itself. As ThinkGeek puts it:
If Batman had a clipboard, it would be this one. If Superman was a clipboard, it would be this one. Why? Because this clipboard is bulletproof. Yeah, you read that right: bulletproof. It can hold paper AND stop a 9mm bullet in its tracks.
So, in the event that you want to brag to your friends that you can stop a 9mm bullet with the power of a paper-holding, completely functional clipboard, you can own it for around $45. Obviously, this is a small price to pay for being able to protect yourself from being shot by a disgruntled former co-worker.