How to Win a Fight

What in the world can that be?! WHOOOOOP! There is is, booooooyyyy!

How is it possible to be a successful fighter even if you have the body of a walrus? You must utilize your ninja instincts. The power of distraction is your friend. Women only want men with skills. This will prove to them that your skills are on par with even the most widely-admired sex symbol on the planet. But don’t worry, it’s totally cool, Mr. Norris gets plenty of ass regardless of your success with stealth, so your life is most likely not in danger.


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