Gadgets

Mustache Gloves Also Warm Your Upper Lip

In the winter I usually like to grow a full-blown beard, as it helps to keep my face warm and crisp through the harsh snowy season. My skin, on the other hand, has an issue with the hair growth and personally holds me accountable. I’m pretty confidant that I’m allergic to my own hair. I get patches of dry skin ...

Read More »

Jedi Star Wars Bath Robe

When I get out of bed in the morning, I must admit, I’m not feeling the Force as strong as I should be. Hell, some mornings I don’t even feel the Schwartz. I know, I know, I should feel the Force at all times, but without my trusty Jedi robes, I don’t feel much of anything. The force is always ...

Read More »

MMS Messaging Arrives

The carrier file which enables MMS messaging on the iPhone is now live on iTunes. So a feature that should have been included from the get-go has just now gone live… more than two years later. Right. We love AT&T. Better later than never I suppose. At least it’s working.

Read More »

Animated LED Emoticon Shirt Warns People of Your Wrath

Can’t say I didn’t warn you I was having one of those “I’mma murder any motherfucker that gets in my way” days. Just look at my emoticon. It’s definitely looking pretty angry. Running off of 4 AAA batteries, the Animated LED Emoticon T-Shirt lets everyone know how you’re feeling today. You can get a few for everyday of the week ...

Read More »

AT&T iPhone Users Already Starting to Freak Out About MMS on Facebook

Only an hour before I predicted, people are already starting to freak out about not having the MMS update appear in iTunes yet, despite AT&T’s insistence that the update will appear in mid-afternoon for us Easterners and late morning for the west coast. Head over to AT&T’s Facebook page for a mildly entertaining look into the mind of geeks. Man… ...

Read More »

Super Mario and Legend of Zelda Bowling Pins are Hideously Rad

When I was a kid I had my birthday at a bowling alley, like, 3 times. I was just that awesome. But if the bowling pins looked like this, I’d still be having my birthday parties there. These custom painted gaming bowling pins are equal part ugly and geek. Mario might look like a pedophile and Link like a deranged ...

Read More »

Three-Headed Dog Costume

Are you a fan of Harry Potter or do you just have a really freaky bestiality fantasy? Both fanboys, disturbed and literary, should be satisfied with this photo of a dog wearing a three-headed costume, akin to Hagrid’s very own Fluffy from the Harry Potter series. Attached to a harness, this costume actually seems less tortuous than other forms of ...

Read More »

The Hoff and Pam Anderson Get the LEGO Treatment

Two of the biggest stars from one of the best of the worst shows from the 90s. Baywatch launched a revolution, not of television, but of wanking. There is no telling how many tissues this show wasted. I probably killed a small forest myself. I mean, just look at that body. He must work out. It was only a matter ...

Read More »

Reminder: Tomorrow is the Day For iPhone MMS

The big news this Friday is that MMS is finally coming to the coveted iPhone, which is great, because I’m sick of hearing people bitch about it. We actually thought we’d see MMS enabled with the big 3.0 update, but nope, took a few more months than expected while AT&T got their shit together. Let’s all get MMS, send off ...

Read More »