One day, we fear that giants will attack us from the mountains. If they are to attack and see us using furniture that they could only use in their fantasies, they are going to be pissed off. On the other hand, if they see a Brass Knuckle Chair, they might just be convinced your out to help their cause, rather than taunt them with you furniture ableness.
On the other hand, this chair is also a great way to set those cocky-ass ottoman’s in their place. Who do they think they are? They’re barely furniture! — Andrew Dobrow