How about this? Instead of trying to conceal wires behind pieces of furniture, why not integrate them into the decor of your home? These Blooming Wire Clips do exactly that, enhancing your cables to look like a natural part of the environment. We’ve already seen wires that look like actual vines, but these clips are a bit more practical.
With my exposure to actual nature diminishing by the day thanks to the mighty Internet, anything that brings a little bit of the outdoors to me is a good thing. I’m to the point where I need a spray-on tan in order to look like a normal human being, and even then my complexion is still a little to close to this guy’s.