I’ve never wanted to touch a man’s belt this bad. Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to touch a man’s anything… ever. But whenever I see a NES controller there’s something instinctual about my brain that makes my hand instantly reach out and tap the buttons, even if there’s no console in sight.
Seriously dude, get away from me or things are going to get pretty awkward. There’s only one belt left in stock, so you better grab it before I do. Only $28.
Haha, you want to touch my belt huh? Just make it quick… =D
But if there’s only one left in stock at the time of the article, don’t blame me if there’s none left. ;D