Some people panic in the moment of life-threatening scenarios, such as the man sitting next to you in a diner going into cardiac arrest. Designer Ryan Helps has designed a “CPR-PAD” to assist those too incompetent and uncoordinated to give correct CPR. When in use, the monitor on the pad shows the correct way to push the chest and it will click when proper pressure is obtained. A light flashes to assist the life-saver in correct rhythmic chest compressions.
With this hilarious design, you’ll finally have your chance to “align nipples” with some busty beauty, in an honest attempt to save her life. When she comes to, she’ll look around frantically and embarrassingly ask, “Was is necessary to remove my shirt and bra?”