My poor, poor eyeballs. Every other part of my body gets some sort of warmth treatment throughout the day whether it be via Snuggie or mask, but my eyeballs remain shivering in their little sockets. The patented Brando USB Eye-Warmer works on keeping your eyeballs snug and cozy. No offense to Brando, because I’m sure they had only thoughts of ...

If you can’t go without constantly having some sort of storage with you at all times, you might want to check out this snack sized gadget. Brando’s super tiny microSD card reader can literally fit in the center of your palm with its 25.5x12x4.5mm dimensions. The new Brando product turns your SD card into a mini-Pen memory stick and is ...

Always want to dress in style like P Diddy, but not give up all your cool gadgets? Well now don�t worry, because the Brando Stainless Steel mp3 watch brings together the best of both worlds; keep 1GB of music by your side at all times while still looking like a pimp.   The bulk of the hardware is hidden beneath ...

You want to open a bar, but you know there is some work involved. You can see how competitive the market is, so you want to do your best to ensure your bar doesn’t fail. The following guide will give you the best chances of doing this right. Opening the Bar You want to learn how to open a bar ...

A standard thumb drive with a Rubik's Cube theme suggests a puzzling approach to hardware interfaces.

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Hotshoe, or hot shoes? Brandon Bloch stretches the product comparison to the breaking point, with predictably funny results. Video after the jump.

Dear Reader, might you never get raped or savagely murdered. Forever and always, Gearfuse. Brandon Bird designed five Law and Order-themed Valentines geared to both your loved ones and enemies. Head over to his blog to see the four others. Link [via]

The future is now… almost. Soon enough, we’ll have no need for conventional electronic outlets because everything will be powered via USB. At least until everything is powered by simple kinetic energy or just by the air itself. We already have a ton of gadgets which are powered via USB, most notably the iPhone and iPod. This awesome step-by-step how-to ...

A great edible gift for a Panda, not such a great edible gift for Panda pet owners. The 106-key Bamboo Keyboard and Mouse from Brando connects to your computer via its USB port and offers support for Window 2000/XP/Vista and Linux. If you live in a heavy Panda bear population, you might want to either lock the keyboard up tight ...