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Zombie Last Supper

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Believe it or not, this is only the second most terrifying Last Supper ever. That’s right, an image of zombies gnawing on Jesus is the runner up. What the hell has the world come to?

Also on the menu was cupcakes and shots. Sounds like a party!

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Jail-made Cross Knife: Shank a Punk and Be Saved All In One

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A German prisoner had a score to settle, but he realized there was no way to hide a weapon unless he could devise some sort of evil plan. So, with little other option, the German criminal created a hallowed-out wooden cross with an attached shiv.

Though the plan seemed fool-proof, the German prisoner must have been a world-class fool. His jailers found the blade and confiscated it. Jesus wasn’t available for comment. Photographer Marc Steinmetz shot this and a bunch of other improvised weapons.

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Crucifixion Cross “Anno Domini” Calendar: Jesus Not Included

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Jesus Christ, this thing is awesome!

The “Anno Domini” (AD) Calendar Cross, designed by Stanley Ruiz, refers to the Gregorian calendar. Simulate your own homemade crucifixions as you follow the days of the week. The “y” axis peg keeps track of the date, while the “x” axis pegs follow the month and day.

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LEGO Jesus Was Assembled For Your Sins

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Yo, JC, we’re cool, right? I mean, I know, I was born Jewish. And while I’m not a practicing Jew, per se, you won’t strike me down for spreading the word about this LEGO image of yourself, right? Just wanted to get that out of the way. As a geeky God fearing people, we believe the only way to truly honor our savor is to recreate him with the always-versatile LEGO bricks.

A Swedish protestant church assembled this six-foot tall Jesus figure. Composed of 30,000 piece LEGO bricks, it took about 40 volunteers a total of 18 months to finish their massive Jesus project. Pretty impressive in a “I feel like being smite” sort of way. Sadly, it doesn’t include any superpowers, like walking on water. More pic love after the Jump-ses Christ. (more…)

A LEGO Star Wars Nativity Scene

Merry Christmas! What? It’s not Christmas yet? Forgive me, I’m Jewish. Here’s a nativity scene done with Star Wars LEGOs that brightened my day. Luke and Leia are collectively baby Jesus and even the infamous IG-88 makes an appearance. The creator of this nativity scene, Larry Lars, advises that anyone trying make their own should “find balance” between the traditional scene and Star Wars, itself.

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