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Luxury retailer Neiman Marcus isn’t exactly known for their budget items. And the Edible Gingerbread Playhouse is no exception. At $15,000 a pop, despite its utter lack of ninja moves, this is one bushel of holiday joy that money really can buy. Made using 381 lbs. of gourmet gingerbread and 517 lbs. of royal icing, not to mention giant cookies, lollipops, gummies, mints and gumdrops, Dylan’s Candy Bar’s gingerbread house measures in at 6.6 feet high by 5.25 feet wide... Continue reading

In honor of all expectant mothers out there, we’ll be practicing a day of silence to celebrate the hours of hard work and intense pain than woman across the entire face of the planet are forced to experience during childbirth. We truly respect everything all of you mommies did for us on our day of birth, so much so that we have decided to dedicate a full day in your honor. We hereby proclaim that the first Monday of every... Continue reading

No, really, I’m not making this up. Today is Star Wars Day, and I’m pretty sure the only reason that this is so is so people could say “May the Fourth be with you.” Us geeks are so wacky. Later this month, on May 25th, we have Geek Pride Day coming up. May is an AWESOME month! How will you be celebrating Star Wars Day? Me? Oh you know, the usual. Dressing up as Darth Vader and scaring unsuspecting children.... Continue reading

And so do we. Hope you had plenty of time to reflect on the true nature of the holiday – chocolate eggs and mutant bunny rabbits. If nuclear mutant-sized bunnies weren’t enough to creep you out, here’s an Inside-Out Easter Bunny to haunt your nightmares. Link

How do rednecks celebrate the holidays? Other than running down wild animals and throwing perfectly good furniture across their lawn, them good ole boys like to take about 3,000 Christmas lights and just wrap ‘em around their prized pick-up. Insert electric generator and voila, instant holiday cheer.

These Grenade Ornaments, designed by firm Dorthy, are not only pretty, but they also make a statement. And that statement is that military paraphernalia looks AWESOME as holiday decor. Don’t let the images of amputee children ruin your Christmas. These ornaments add a little bang to your otherwise lousy tree. That’s right. Your tree sucks. What you gonna do about it? My Hanukkah bush rapes your Christmas tree any day of the week. Now if these were made with active... Continue reading

Is your neighbor one of those dickish pricks who just can’t be outdone during the holiday season. They make the best cookies, they create the coolest nativity scene, they put on the best light show, they just refuse to come in second. This year, beat them at their own game (or at least come in a close second) and save on electricity at the same time. Good idea! Link

Deck the halls with boughs of gaming. Fa-la-la-la-la… you get the point. These acrylic Video Game Controller Ornaments clone some of our favorite consoles’ controllers. Available in white, red, yellow, black, and clear, these ornaments add a bit of geeky color to your Christmas tree. Link [via]