Though only a silhouette exists, my detective work tells me that someone going under the alias of “Toad” is dealing shrooms. Lots of shrooms. At $20 an eighth, these are going fast and I’m worried Mario might be caught up in the mix. Rehab? We’ve considered it. But then we wouldn’t feel so big and powerful anymore and that’s just not an option right now with Princess Peach all locked up and what not.
The best part about all this shroomery is that this design is on a t-shirt designed by one Ian Summers. At $18, it’s cheaper than drugs! Hit the jump for a shot of the actual tee.