Nothing expresses your apathy to your friends’ benign lives quiet like a quick and concise ‘meh.’ And I can’t think of a better place to display said apathy then everyone’s favorite place to celebrate their most intimate of useless tidbits.
“John likes Adam Sandler.” Meh. “Why did you have to break my heart?” Meh. “*insert song lyrics here*” Meh. But really, I despise people who spam song lyrics on Facebook. Trust me, those mediocre rhymes just don’t have the same spark without a melody. I can’t think of anything quite as ‘Meh’ than reading “heart” rhymed with “apart” three times a day. Just look at it this way, it’s more polite than a “nobody cares” button.