February 26, 2015

Daddy, The Lamp Touched Me In The Pee Pee

Every time I wake up….I feel, well, scared.

My old desk lamp. It used to be a simple thing. Antique, 60-watt light bulb and an old maize lampshade. Those were the days. Then, after six years of fine service, it finally broke. Father picked me out a new one and I must say I’m not pleased. He chose the Babushka lamp from Mathmos. Technically, it’s a beautiful light. It’s almost like a work of art.

Except works of art don’t touch your wee wee in the middle of the night.

I promised the Babushka lamp I wouldn’t ever leave it. Ever. At $745, I can understand why, but boy does it scare me some nights.

Link [via]


  1. Did any one else find this review disturbing? Or is it just me? Mathmos Babushka is only $75 by the way… http://www.mathmos.com – anyone paying $745 is being seriously ripped off!!

  2. what kind of fucking idiot pays $745 for a lamp

  3. or even 75

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>