BZZZZ*! ROBOT_LAMP

SYNTAX-ERROR
01 PRINT: THIS IS A ROBOT LAMP;

02 PRINT: IT IS FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS;

ENDPRINT;

IF LOCATION == “URBAN OUTFITTERS”)
{ REPLACE (URBN) } ELSE {path = null; }

03 PRINT: RETRO SHINY LOOK. RIGHT OUT OF A MALTED MILK SHOP FROM THE 1950s OR A $movie;

$movie = “BACK TO THE FUTURE STARRING MICHAEL J. FOX“;

#COST ANALYSIS

04 PRINT: IT IS PRICED AT THIRTY AMERICAN DOLLARS. LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL BE ANALLY RAPED.

END; DONG;

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