We’ve seen some useless USB hubs in our day, but this just takes the cake whole bakery. The USB Tape Dispenser is, well, a Tape Dispenser with a few extra USB ports added on. Just wait until poor, old Milton from Office Space gets his hands on this. He’ll forget all about his stapler.
The USB Tape Dispenser comes with one port on front and three on the back, and should be a real thrill to all tape dispenser nuts out there. All three of you. Available now for $24.98 + shipping, handling, and complete and utter lack of pride. — Andrew Dobrow