Ultra Conspicuous USB Hand Warmer

Check out this USB “hand warmer” stick. It doesn’t have the finger grips that the other USB hand warmer has, but it costs a dollar more. Strange.

Oh, who am I kidding. This thing is as much for your hands as a monitor is for your head. In truth, this is a covert dildo for pleasuring either yourself, a loved one or maybe even a one night stand. I don’t know about you, but a $12 dollar heated dildo is as cheap as they come. I would know – I own two.

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One comment

  1. That’s funny, but judging by the size of the USB plug relative to the size of the warmer stick in the picture, it’s way too small to be intended as a sex toy.

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