Amazing. The Onion is reporting that Twitter creator Jack Dorsey had “never intended for it to be useful.” The report claims that Dorsey created the service for attention-starved idiots who have nothing else better to do. Without a doubt, it is the greatest description of Twitter.
“Twitter was intended to be a way for vacant, self-absorbed egotists to share their most banal and idiotic thoughts with anyone pathetic enough to read them.”
He goes on to state that his latest project will be so useless, the Iranian people won’t even be able to use it. Additionally, Dorsey’s nose ring will hold a separate press conference next week.