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Cross-Stitched Star Wars Pillow and Blanket Set

This Star Wars Pillow and Blanket set was lovingly hand cross-stitched by the crafty Kiddy Amunda, who desperately wanted the opportunity to spoon with Harrison Ford, so made it happen on her own terms. Just like any true stalker of geriatric former adventure heroes would do.

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Practice Safe Cuddling: Condom Pillow and Blanket

Face it. Your couch is a dirty, dirty whore. It took literally days for every piece of furniture in your house to mysteriously come down with herpes once your couch entered into the picture. What a hussy. Thankfully, the Lifestyles Condom Pillow and Blanket pair keep you safe from contracting any potential furniture-to-human transmittable diseases. Slip inside the safe enclosure ...

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Game Boy Pillow Is Much Comfier Than The Real Thing

Not remotely the first time I’ve fallen asleep with a Game Boy near my head, this Game Boy Cushion brings back countless memories from my childhood, sneaking my Game Boy under my blankets and playing into the early morning hours, or until I just couldn’t stay awake anymore. I would literally keep dropping the damn thing on my own face ...

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iPod Touch Bedding Doesn’t Let Me Make Calls

And what am I to do if I want to make a phone call from my iPod Touch Bedding, hmmm? Use Skype you say? Well then, there really is an app for anything, isn’t there? Snuggle up with your gadgetry with your iPod Touch Bedding, perfect for jamming out with your clam out, without the ability to actually jam out. ...

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World of Warcraft Hearth Stone Pillows

You know what they say: home is where the hearth is. Us WoW addicts take the game pretty seriously. Sometimes to the point that the border between fiction and reality starts to blur. For instance, when I’m forced to shop in the women’s clothing section with my girlfriend, I’ve actually tried to hearth my way home. Anything to get out ...

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Mr. Mustache Pillow

Why settle for only one mustache when you can have four interchangeable Velcro mustaches which can be changed any day of the week. I’m in sort of a handlebar mood today, but who knows what my mustache-meter will hold tomorrow. (Probably handlebar again. Those things rock.) Mr. Mustache is the perfect pillow for the wishy-washy facial hair fan. Who doesn’t ...

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CritBuns: Save Yourself a Real Pain in the Ass

If your tired of having to sit your ass on the hard wooden floor of your yoga class, or whatever you youngsters are into these days that involves sitting on hard surfaces, the CritBuns is a great way to spare yourself a pain in the ass. Form fit especially for your tender ass, CritBuns molds to your cheeks. It’s ultra-portable ...

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Impregnate Your Very Own Uterus Pillow

Look, if your going to hump your pillow regardless of its shape you might as well hump a pillow that somehow resembles the female reproductive system. The Uterus Pillow is only for the strictest lovers of the female anatomy. For $48, you can own a pillow that’s just a little closer to the real thing, without being overly vulgar. Link ...

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Everyone Wants a Log: Cuddling Up With Slabs of Wood

These wooden log pillows are perfect for beavers, cuddling humans and cuddling beaver-human hybrids alike. The design of the pillow imitates stubs of the cottonwood tree chewed down by our wood-loving friend, the beaver. Even better, they totally go with your natural pillow motif. The wooden graphics are physically knitted, rather than printed, giving each pillow a little custom touch. ...

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