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Star Wars Lightsaber Bookends

Using the Amazon Kindle for so long I almost forgot that there are some places where books still come with pages. The Lightsaber doesnt really spear through the books, although judging from the photos it does turn at least part of them into a clammy mess of scrambled egg. Thats not quite fair: the photos show a prototype, so the ...

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Batman Takes on a Shark With a Lightsaber

No, I wasn’t kidding. In pretty much every epic battle print I’ve seen featuring a shark, the shark is getting owned, whether it be by an iron-fisted nun or Batman wielding a lightsaber. But then again, I guess the shark really hasn’t had a fair fight. The wrath of God and the Force aren’t really something any creature should mess ...

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Lightsaber Finger Tattoos

So, I already have a tattoo featuring both Mario and a lightsaber… together. Guilty! But that won’t stop me from continuing the badassery with a finger lightsaber tat. Learn to master the force from the comfort of your own hand. The force is strong with this one. Link [via]

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Lightsaber Desk Lamp

Now, if this were a REAL lightsaber, not only would it be a great desk lamp, but it could also make an excellent paper shredder / boss disposal tool. As you know, lightsabers make everything cooler.

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Lightsaber Glove Holster for Sweaty-Handed Force-Wielders

Even with the Force at your back it’s hard to stay cool, calm and collected when you’re battling the dark side. Your hands WILL get sweaty and slippage might occur. The Lightsaber Glove holster saves you from embarrassing lightsaber fumbles. This Lightsaber Glove Holster advertisement is prnted on a t-shirt, so it definitly exists somewhere. T-shirts never lie. Ever. And ...

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Lightsaber Chopsticks Might Cook Your Sushi

What’s more important to you? Looking cool or eating sushi that is actually technically sushi? These Lightsaber Chopsticks might cook your sushi, so it might be more of a seared salmon and rice type dish. These ChopSaver chopsticks are available in red, blue and green colors and are likely to break a few plates over the years. Our advice? Don’t ...

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Steampunk Lightsaber For Sale on eBay

Ranking near the top of my “shit I didn’t know i wanted, but now need” list is an awesome Steampunk-style Lightsaber currently being auctioned off on eBay. The metal-constructed saber was constructed by a prop professional, so the quality is likely very high. With a Buy It Now price of $124.99, the Steampunk Lightsaber is actually really reasonable. Finally, a ...

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Dog Vader Looks More Like The Emperor

Torture dogs much? Then you’ll get a kick out of this Darth Vader costume for your canine companion. Despite this dog resembling the likeness of Darth Sidius rather than his apprentice, we approve of dogs dressed up in Star Wars-themed costumes. We only wish there were even more sci-fi costumes available for our pets. Hit the jump to see what ...

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