Survey Shows That iPhone Owners Get Laid More

As an iPhone owner myself, I can say that this is unequivocally untrue. If I were running OKCupid, I’d go back and check if iPhone users are also much more likely to pay for sex then other smartphone users. But regardless of my involuntary abstinance, OKCupid says it is so. They also say that the camera you use for your profile picture plays a huge role in your potential attractiveness.

By age 30, the average male iPhone user has had about 10 partners while female iPhone users have had 12. By contrast, BlackBerry users hover around 8 partners and Android users have a mere 6… According to OK Cupidís survey of 552,000 user pictures, digital SLRs make you look more attractive, Panasonic cameras make you sexier than Nikons, while using a flash will make you look 7 years older, and large-aperture lensí make you look a lot more attractive.

So let me get this straight. iPhone users are getting laid almost twice as much as Android users and better photos make you sexier. That seems sort of like an oxymoron doesn’t it? I love my iPhone but the camera (at least on the 3GS) is just pitiful. It’s just hard to believe with accessories like this floating around. And if these results are accurate, does that mean this apartment seeker isn’t getting laid at all? Well, I guess I could believe that.

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