Yes, you read the title right. A couple decided to 'get intimate' after jumping from a plane, and videotaped the entire thing. Now, they could be facing criminal charges for distracting the pilot.
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Survey Shows That iPhone Owners Get Laid More
As an iPhone owner myself, I can say that this is unequivocally untrue. If I were running OKCupid, I’d go back and check if iPhone users are also much more likely to pay for sex then other smartphone users. But regardless of my involuntary abstinance, OKCupid says it is so. They also say that the camera you use for your ...
Read More »Star Trek Gone Wild
Who knew that Star Trek was such a raunchy example of sex in the media. This nearly 10 minute video illustrates just how sex obsessed not only us humans are, but just how down and dirty Klingons can get when they’re in the mood. Chocked full of innuendos, the fun just seemingly never ends. Star Trek: The Sexed Generation includes ...
Read More »Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters
Is conventional baking just not cutting it for you anymore? Need something a little more risque in your life? These Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters turn the wholesome act of baking cookies into an explicit experience, not to mention a lesson in variety. While I wouldn’t recommend Kama Sutra cookies for your local church’s bake-off, these cookie cutters are a fun ...
Read More »The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive
What’s surely to provide hours of lolz and orgasms, the Accidental Video Game Porn Archive collects the best of sexually suggestive video game model posing in one place. Don’t worry kids, there’s plenty of zombie on zombie action. Check out a few more favorites after the jump.
Read More »Craiglist Ditching Erotic Services Section: There Goes Your Love Life
The day you’ve been dreading has finally arrived. Criagslist has announced that they will be removing the free-wheeling “erotic” services section of their site and will replace it with an “adult” section. Every post in the adult section will be hand moderated. Apparently taming the shrew just wasn’t enough. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!! Link
Read More »RoboRape: Robot of Love Attacks Innocent Programmer With Hugs and Deprieved Metallic Penis
Here’s a story for all of you robosexuals. Apparently, the Japanese thought it would be a good idea to program a giant horny robot to feel simulations of human emotion, such as love, and as we now can see, evil sin and perversion. This love-bot had the gall to trap an innocent women, who just happened to be “testing [the ...
Read More »Virtual Sex With Sandra Bullock
You know what would be the best thing ever? Virtual sex. So long as “virtual sex” means sex with Sandra Bullock in virtual reality. None of that rubber vagina crap. We’ll put on the headsets, visors or whatever didgeridoos are used on the movie set of Demolition Man and go at it. Except, we won’t get physical. Fluid transfer is ...
Read More »Cute Girl To Auction Off Her Virginity
I know college can be expensive but this story is ridiculous. 22-year-old Natalie Dylan needs money to pay for graduate school but doesn’t feel like working an honest job to obtain it. Instead, after learning that her sister had made mucho bucks from being a prostitute for three weeks, she decided to auction off her virginity to pay for her ...
Read More »Panasonic Gel Remote Concept
Late night. Your girl is over. You’ve made it to first base and it’s been wonderful watching Wild Things but now you need to step it up. Grab the gel remote your cousin at Panasonic R&D sent you. Pause the movie right when Denise Richards is getting naked and look your babe right in the eye. Take the remote, slip ...
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