I haven’t touched a laser in years due to the fact that the novelty of it all wore off years ago. But John Biggs, the intrepid editor over at CrunchGear, decided to dust off his boots and do a video review of the Spyder II GX laser from Ultimate Lasers. Comparing it to my penis, he says it’s “really, really big” and that he can light a candle with it. Ha! Light a candle with a laser? John, you are so silly.
Wait, he actually did? And you say he also burnt a hole in tissue paper? Insane. John, how can I get a laser as big as yours? Let me hold it sometime. Too bad you can’t make your own laser-etchings with it. Now that’d be badass.