Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
The Onion, America’s finest news source, has some video of Sony’s latest device, some stupid piece of shit that doesn’t fucking work. The device features lights and a display showing you why the fucking thing won’t do what you fucking asked it to. Jeff Tate, tech trends reporter says that the piece of shit “offers a wide variety of annoying features.”
Says Sony: “We want people to be screaming in unison from houses across the country, ‘Work! Work you cocksucking piece of shit! Why can’t you work like a normal machine?'”
Just watch and laugh. Language is obviously NSFW.