Want to ensure that your quickly blossoming fetus develops an ear for They Might Be Giants before they’re even born? The Ritmo Baby Speakers strap right on to your ever-growing belly and forcefully blasts your baby’s soft ear tissue with the sinful sounds of geek rock. Hook a pair of headphones in and share the experience.
Some might say that it’s unfair to the baby. I say, screw ’em, it’s our damn kid, we’ll do what we want. They Might Be Giants are pretty much children artists nowadays anyway.