Ritmo Baby Speakers Deafen Your Baby Before It’s Born

Want to ensure that your quickly blossoming fetus develops an ear for They Might Be Giants before they’re even born? The Ritmo Baby Speakers strap right on to your ever-growing belly and forcefully blasts your baby’s soft ear tissue with the sinful sounds of geek rock. Hook a pair of headphones in and share the experience.

Some might say that it’s unfair to the baby. I say, screw ’em, it’s our damn kid, we’ll do what we want. They Might Be Giants are pretty much children artists nowadays anyway.