Rash Wet Suits Leave Rashes

Getting wet this summer? Of course you are. If you’re like me and you were to conjugate and abbreviate your first name with your last name, then people would call you Rash. Why not wear your new nickname on your shoulder? Rash wet suits couldn’t have a worse name. Whenever you think of their wet suits, all you’ll be thinking of is where it’s going to leave a rash.

Rashes don’t stray from changing climates either and that’s why these wet suits come in both cold water and spring/summer lineups. Only in Japan, these wet suits will let everyone know that you’re a fan of Rash…or syphilis.

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