You don’t need a DJ Mobile to be able to make public announcements over a loud speaker. Take a look at this briefcase. It’s transportable and it’s got a built-in sound system that includes a 20-watt amplifier and 4″ speakers. While it may not have a toilet inside of it like the Gotta Go Briefcase, it’s got the next best thing.
What’s the next best thing, you ask? The ability to be able to announce to everyone that you’ve divorced Carolyn and you’re eloping with Sarah Palin. It can be powered for up to four hours by eight C batteries or an AC plug. At $350 bucks, embarrassing unwanted attention awaits you.