Pool noodles are synonymous with summer. In fact, we can’t recall any other use that pool noodles have ever been used for. All we remember are memories from our youth in which we would be chasing after our younger siblings and friends with the noodle between our legs, threatening to smack them with our phallus. Though we now see it as used for productively than simply a scare tactic device. The Pasta Chair integrates the comfort of long tubes into a chair form.
The Pasta Chair is actually made for a child’s room, but we would seriously consider getting one if it wasn’t for our fear of accusations of homosexuality. We are blindly homophobic. Which must sound odd coming from someone who just admitted to threatening to flog someone with a foam monolith of love. It actually looks pretty comfortable. — Andrew Dobrow