Being a fine male specimen, I don’t wear stockings (at least not on weekdays), but if I did, you can bet your arse that Les Queues de Sardines’s graphic-print stockings would be what I would wore. The designs for these stockings are just awesome. I particularly admire the creepy ant design. And if these aren’t hip enough for you, check ...

Take an iconic movie monster, add some neon color and Warholian-flair, and boom… instant pop art. These Marylinized Monsters by Jesse Lenz incorporate the iconic Warhol portrait of Marylin Monroe, or at least Marylin’s hair, into famous portraits of famous movie monsters. Link [via]

Hola, fellow GEARheads. Just wanted to send y’all a personal message, reminding you that you can connect with us not only on Twitter, but even on Facebook. We look forward to hearing from you guys so feel free to send us lots of good news. Also, please send me all of your coolest stuff. I want to see how awesomely ...

Check out Twitter’s new digs in the SoMa district of San Francisco. Not too shabby. Mostly designed by co-founder Ev Williams and his wife Sara, Twitter’s new headquarters is focused on minimalism, modernism and an odd fascination with deer. These photos and many more were lovingly uploaded at the official Twitter photostream on Flickr. Head over there to see the ...

Tweet, tweet, tweet. Do they speak English in Tweet? Tweet ain’t no country I ever heard of. What does Biz Stone look like? Say tweet again. I dare ya, I double dare ya, say tweet one more time. Jules is one bad mother shut yo mouth. I don’t think he’s kidding. Would you test a man with that gun and ...

Two men were arrested in Carroll, Iowa after attempting to break-in to a man’s home wearing hooded sweatshirts and face paint, instead of a sky mask or hood. That was only their first mistake. How did they get caught, you might ask? Their face paint was streaked on with permanent marker. Unable to remove the ink from their skin, the ...

Windows fans. If you want to show your Microsoft OS pride, what more accurate way is there than the classic BSOD, probably the most common sight you see. The Blue Screen of Death Belt advertises the most famous fuck-up in OS history, right where it should be. Only inches from your Windows-loving vag. I so could not imagine a world ...

Only available in kids’ sizes. WHYYYYYYY?! This awesome hoodie transforms your elbows into fantastical dinosaur jaws, ready to om nom your parents or teacher. This would also make a killer tattoo idea. Link

So, we get it. You can be a huge Mario fan. That’s cool. I totally get it. I have the dude tattooed on my skin for Christ’s sake. But this cake oozes of obsessive awesomeness. Each tier is meticulously connected by even more Mario goodness, physically attached by Super Mario pipes and topped with a Mario and Peaches topper. From ...

Crispin Jones’s limited edition On Foot Watch displays the time of world record breaking runs on the face of the watch, allowing you to match up your speed with the fastest runners in the world down to the second, minute or hour, depending on which arc and which length you’re following. Unless you’re a world class athlete, you’ll be doing ...