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I knew I shouldn’t have bought a militarized set of stationary holders. Thank God I didn’t get the uranium processing plant tape dispenser! These Stationary Troops stationary holders are apt to launch an attack against you. Just don’t look at them the wrong way. In fact, just don’t look at them at all. Link [via]

According to a hapless Microsoft employee, Microsoft overlord Steve Ballmer sorta kinda flipped out when he saw one of his own employees trying to snap a picture of him using an iPhone. The story goes that Ballmer was making his entrance at a Mircosoft meeting held at Seattle’s Safeco Field. The employee attempted to snap a quick photo of the ...

The two living members of seminal grunge band Nirvana, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic, are none too happy with former band member Kurt Cobain’s appearance in Guitar Hero 5. While the two have no legal say over Kurt Cobain’s image, an official statement released by the two says “While we were aware of Kurt’s image being used with two Nirvana ...

Australian dairy cows are in a panic after learning of several Milk Crate Men roaming the city of Melbourne. These Crate Men are considered armed (in fact they have two of them) and dangerous (at least if you’re lactose intolerant). If you see one of these Crate Men please heed caution and keep your Oreos hidden.

When I was still in school, I’d find myself dozing off into my own little world, where anything I imagined could be doodled right onto a blank sheet of paper. I can’t draw for shit, but I can doodle with the best of them. The Doodle Addict T-Shirt provides you with a new canvas for your doodling art. The first ...

You will sit or I will MAKE you sit. We clear, Skippy? Because teaching your old dog new tricks is so much easier with a little threatening coercion. “Not gonna heel, huh? Don’t make me get Michael Vick on your ass.” Don’t forget to hold hands and make up afterward. The dog won’t fight for you sit on your lap ...

Now, you can rot your teeth as Hello Kitty rots your brain. Congratulations.

Somehow, someway, iFixIt has manged to get their hands on a iPod Nano 5th Generation (yeah, that’s the new one with the video camera announced at the “It’s Only Rock and Roll” event). And what did they do once their grasp was tight on the device? What else? They took the thing apart and photographed its innards. Check out these ...

OM NOM NOM! I’ll rock these in my Cheeseburger Bed and call it dinner. Link [via]

And you thought the six boss battles were tough when there WASN’T 54 square blocks in need of organizing. The Mega Man Boss Battle Rubik’s Cube features scenes from all six boss battles. Your job is to complete the images, finessing all of the blocks to their proper positions using only your plasma arm cannon. But can you do it ...