Oprah Winfrey On Twitter

Oprah Winfrey

Queen Oprah is on Twitter and she’s gaining like 34254435 friends a second. Didn’t she get murdered by Tom Cruise or something? Does this count as the first resurrection on Twitter ever? The account was a placeholder, but is now active. Oprah’s world domination is imminent.

Link (oh hai, I’m on Twitter too)

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  1. Hello Oprah ,I am sure that you get a number of requests for help and I know that you just cannot help everyone and I hope and pray that you atleast read my request .I am a member of a small parish that was startedin a hotel in 2006 then outgrew the buildind and now has moved to a barbeque hut called Homers an l shaped building that has a pool buisness and a fruit stand we are located in clermont florida we now have 700 families attending church services .In December of 2008 .The pastor Father Stephen Phillips that started this church passed away suddenly .We now have a new pastor Father Jean Desir .Our lease is up in November and we have no place to go .We have land 40 acres and due to economic hard times we cannot build at this time or do fund raising because of space We are praying very hard .We are desperate as to a solution and not very experienced in finding fund raisers in entertainment to help We have seen Nate work miracles only we have no building if you can help us in any way even with suggestions of raisng funds we would be most grateful please we are in dire urgency as we are a small community.Prayers and Blessings to you .Resptectfully Saint Faustinas Parishioners 352 -394-0020

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