New Jersey Bans Porn On State Computers Thanks To Pervy Politician

Based on the Associated Press’ selection of file photos, it seems like New Jersey State Assemblyman Neil Cohen likes doing stuff with puppies. Apparently, the 57 year-old Democrat might also might like doing stuff with children. Cohen was busted on Wednesday for having child pornography on his office computer. Now, his former colleagues are pushing to install filters that would block porn from all state computers. Got to love those reactionary politicians. Jersey’s anti-porn crusaders have their work cut out for them though. A study conducted last year by PixAlert found that 25% of all office computers have porn stashed on their hard drives and that “people are going through extraordinary lengths to bypass security systems in order to receive and distribute inappropriate material.” You may be able to bypass porn filters, but is watching xTube really worth losing your job? Garden State porn lovers should probably take some advice from famous Jersey resident Tony Soprano who once said “Log off, that ‘cookies’ shit makes me nervous!” For state employees seeking fodder for workday wanking, I suggest staying offline and picking up a nice plastic-wrapped three pack of porno mags.

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